Unemployed

Ok so really I'm not completely unemployed but I have been off since Sunday and I don't go into work until Saturday. Its kinda strange, I kinda like it and when I do marry one of my husbands I can definitely get used to not working. Of course I'd do charity work and keep myself busy but not having a job or boss would be amazing.

Also I've been trying to teach myself to get up early instead of sleeping all morning so that it's not quite as bad when I start waking up at 630am next week.

My Husbands

Yes, I know I sound like a polygamist from the west but I have several men that I've decided must be my husbands just because I said so. Clearly there is no one else that could take care of these men like I can and they are all just pretending to be happy with these other people until we build our big estate just outside of Pittsburgh where we could all live happily ever after.

Lately I think PittGirl is trying to take over some of my men. Actually, there are several of my husbands that she hasn't self-united with yet but last week she decided to claim Dougy from my Pirates. My original husband was a Pittsburgh Pirate for quite a few years so I feel a special claim to them. Right now I have a few, especially since I found out that Ryan Doumit is actually in my age range.... And let me tell you, he might just be more attractive than my cheating husband Nate. But Ryan is sort of on that level where he is almost too attractive to try and marry, even on the imaginary level. But now that I know he is my age, and not legally married, I have added him to my list of husbands.

Originally it was Jason Kendall, an amazing All-Star catcher for the Pirates and one of the only few bright spots on the team for quite a few years. I'm not sure what it was about him that made me fall in love but I think it has something to do with the fact that I loooooove men in uniform. Be it baseball, football, or police uniforms are NICE! Anyway in my fantasy world I would sit at the games every night and cheer him on, quietly, so the other wives wouldn't be jealous. And then we would ride home after he stopped outside the stadium to sign autographs and then we would go home and eventually have some kids that I could tote to the ball park for games.

Another of my husbands was ex-Penguin Kevin Stevens. I think this one was the start of my love of bad boys. We all know his story and his age isn't the only reason it would have been a little awkward to introduce him to Mom and Dad. When he reunited with the Pens for a couple years we were in my imaginary world working on our relationship and I was supporting him in an awkward time in his life.

While I was actually engaged, real world this time...not my fantasy, there weren't many men who I made my husbands because I had a real one on the way. But there was one guy who I just could not get out of my head and I knew in the back of my mind that he was one of my husbands. He was a contestant on American Idol and he had the most amazing voice. Sure enough today he's a world famous singer, Chris Daughtry. Absolutely love him and whenever I listen to his CD on my shower radio I imagine him singing to me on stage at one of his shows. [Sidebar, I actually went to see him and Bon Jovi a few months ago in concert and I was literally feet away from him thanks to the awesome seats that one of my friends real husbands got us for a whopping $5!!!]

By this point I think you can tell that I have a certain type of man that I am insanely attracted to. I like the men who speak their mind, don't back down and aren't afraid to get dirty. I like the trouble and the danger that men can bring to my life. That probably explains why I have such bad luck in real life.

Now I have my new Alaskan husband, Blake, who seems to be a big time good guy. He saves people on sinking ships and works his mega-cute butt off catching fish. But still he has the dangerous side being that he fishes in 40 foot waves in the middle of the freaking Alaskian ocean. But in my world, the night we met, I had a lovely time while he showed me around his ship, the place he goes when he is forced to leave me and make the big bucks.

Then there is Nate..... I don't know much about him in real life except for the fact that he's been cheating on me.

OMG! I almost forgot my husband that I sort of work with!! I could I ever do that! I claimed him as my husband the first time I saw him bring a truly critical patient into the ER. The only sad part is that I've been calling him my husband for so long that most of the people that know us call us married (real life girlfriend doesn't enjoy that) and I can't even think of him in that way anymore because he's such a really really good friend. But he is my husband.

What if...

Ok so lets just throw this out there real quick because this is the last time I'm gonna talk about it...... Today was supposed to be my wedding. I'm over it... lets have no further mention of it today.

Anyways, instead today is my last day at the hospital. I'm working daylight which is strange for me because I'm an evening person but this does mean I get to go home and watch the Steeler game after work. (FYI... amazing site full of drunken pictures of athletes...www.drunkathlete.com....I know the URL is a little predictable.) I've already seen who my real friends are. One of the girls I work with brought in a cake already and I have a feeling there could be more suprises in store. I'm not saying that I want presents or anything but just the fact that people are willing to do something nice for me makes me feel good and makes me feel like I might have done something right while I've been here.

Are you ready for some...

FOOTBALL!!!!

OK I love the Steelers just as much as all the crazy people who make signs and publicly beg to have the Steelers babies but I have to admit that the first pre-season game is not really exciting me. The big guys are either not going to be playing or they will only be in for the first few minutes. So I'll admit right now that I will probably lose interest after all my husbands have been safely placed on the sidelines and perhaps I will go have an alcoholic beverage to celebrate my leaving the hospital...


FYI!!!! I can wear jeans at my new job!!!! :)

Meet McSlacker

OK so I've Mc'd myself because I'm so bad at keeping up with this. Anywho....

~ McDirty is an ass. Yes I should have known this for a long time but it just sunk in. The super short version of what happened is that he has now come out with me and my work friends as well as me and my friends from when I was with JerkFace. AWKWARD!!! But then he has the nerve to tell me that I need to say no to him because what we're doing is wrong. Ok Butthead, just remember that when I make myself look like sex on a stick and tell you you can't have any!! See how you like it then!!! :)

~ Totally trying to be productive today..... called my new job, no answer. Called school.....no answer. Emailed soon to be ex-boss, no answer. Basically I'm still stuck where I was. Maybe that's why i procrastinate.

~ Decided to stay casual at the hospital. Driving over here once every week or so won't be so bad. But still looking to find a cute apartment over near the new job. Because my road rage really won't handle driving across the city everyday.

~ Anyone know if the bed frames that IKEA sells fit regular ordinary mattresses?? I really like one of the bed frames but I have a mattress already and I don't want to buy a new one. Also love the little special sales that IKEA has in the back of the catalogue. I might have to just get one of my husbands to buy me all the things on the pages that I have dog eared. That's the price they pay for getting to have me!!

Long time no see..........

Recap of my life since I've been too busy/lazy to write on here:

~ Vacation was good. All I wanted was a tan and I definitely got that but I'm working on keeping it now that I am back. Really wish I would have had better planning but it's all good. I'll just know better for next time. What I really want to do is plan a girls trip for next summer, well at least me and Meredith because at this point I think she might be the only one who would actually have her stuff together to do something like that.

~ Funny drama: So I was bad and I talked to McDirty a few nights while I was on vacation and I basically told him I would come see him after I got home. Well, I got home Friday evening and Meredith and I decided to go out to our new spot for a couple drinks.......** Sidebar: The manager of my new hang out is good friend with McDirty and on opening night I spilled the beans about me and McDirty's super-secret relationship. Now that manager, we'll call him Big Mouth, likes to make comments to me about McDirty and I think it's all just going to end badly.**............ I was feeling super cute with my tan and Meredith and I were enjoying the $2 drink specials when Big Mouth came over and announced that McDirty and his girlfriend were on their way up. Immediately I was panicked, the thought of being in the same place with them had crossed my mind but I always just ignored it. I had no idea how things would go but I heart Drama so I told Meredith that we should stay and we did, I watched them walk past us as I hid and I slyly kept an eye on them for a while but decided that it was in my best interest to not know where they were. Eventually I figured they had probably left and Big Mouth informed me that yes, they had left already.
So the next night was the night that I had told McDirty that I would come see him. And so I did, looking sweet and innocent. Yes, I took him candy and talked to him just like we always do. Eventually, after we had talked a little, he asked if Meredith and I were out the night before because he thought he saw her. Of course he did. I made her go to get our drinks while him and his woman were standing at the bar. Because he knows if Meredith is there, I'm not far behind. The night was nice, we chatted and joked. Eventually I got a message from a friend of mine who was having people at her house and she said I could bring people if I wanted. I never in a million years expected him to say yes so I asked McDirty and after he thought about it a while, he said he would come for just a little while so he followed me to her house and we sat there having a couple drinks and laughing. But this is where it hit a strange place for me. I had gone out with him and his friends before but that was the first time he had gone somewhere with me. It felt so strange to be in public with him............. Not sure if its good or bad strange. So tonight I think I am going out, but I'm trying to stay away from places he might be because I'm making him do the work now..... no more me being nice!!

~ I think I've reached a decision that I need to get an apartment near my new job. The number one reason is because of my severe road rage and the fact that if I sit in traffic every day I probably will be arrested and my beautiful SUV might get a ding or two. Suprisingly, a friend of mine is subleting her apartment right near my new job because she is studying abroad in the fall. I may have to investigate further. ..........

McCheater

So last night I was enjoying a few beverages with some of my friends and one of them shattered my world. She told me that she had met my husband Nate McLouth's girlfriend. Clearly there is only one explanation for this... He's cheating on me.

You know he really does need to be my husband besides the cheating thing because think about it. His name already has a Mc.

He and I will be discussing his so-called girlfriend the next time I see him.