Escorted out VIP Style

So last night was a first for me. I love firsts, they are always fun to laugh about the next day and the next few times you drink. Last night was the first time I was escorted out of a club for not doing anything wrong.

{Sidebar: I am not an alcoholic. Its just that nothing worth writing about really happens in the other parts of my life. Except for some of the men stuff... McRockstar/McGiant..... Anywho}

I went to a club with Meredith and two of her guy friends. And everything was fine until I ran into someone I went to high school with at the bathrooms and both he and one of the guys we were with went to the bathroom. Things seemed to go just fine until after the high school guy came out he wanted to pick a fight with Meredith's friend.

I diffused the situation using the skills I learned in college (see I did get something out of that degree). Then every time we went to a different part of the club he said something to us, which got old real fast and made me remember why I haven't seen that man in at least 6 years.

Finally a little after 1am we were going to the bathroom and the scene got very intense with screaming and insults. Which lead to my charming personality sweet talking the head of security to throw high school boy out and us having not one or even two guards walk us to our cars but five very muscular security guards walking us to our cars. Plus I even got a hug from the head of security who is pretty cute but I'm almost positive that he is dating the poor lifeguard girl who was stuck sitting on the perch opening night when it was about 50' out.

But whatev! We got had a VIP exit and maybe next time I'll find out if cute security guy is going to become McSecurity. ;)